SHMAILEY

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

(via gayeggs)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb)

herrnes:

Lightning Thief Trio + sims traits

inspired by: [x]

art by: [x]

Why I Love Fictional Boys ❤️

Percy Jackson: If you fall, I'll fall with you. We're going to go through this together.

Jace Herondale: I love you, and I will love you until we die, and if there is a life after that, I'll love you then.

Augustus Waters: I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and I am in love with you.

Most real boys: Send me a nude ;)

“DO NOT DO IT FOR THE VINE SEAWEED BRAIN!”
— Annabeth at some point probably (via vaguely-pedophilic-swingset)
IT’S FUNNY HOW…

annabethisterrified:

…all the inter-Seven couples’ mortal parents have something in common.

Percy’s mom and Annabeth’s dad both write books.

Piper’s dad and Jason’s mom were both famous movie stars.

Frank’s mom and Hazel’s mom? They’re both dead.

thedoctorwhomustnotbenamed:

do you ever just cry because Blood of Olympus is going to be released in less than three months and it will mark the end of our long journey with percy because I do

tinybro:

i bet when percy’s in a bad mood and doesn’t want to talk to anyone he just goes out to the lake and sits at the bottom of it like “what now”

and annabeth just calmly takes a canoe out to the center of the lake and writes little messages out on slips of paper that she sticks in a sealed plastic bag with a rock and just drops them down to him until he eventually comes up for an actual talk

pikachu-cubchoo:

Making yo mamma jokes must be pretty dangerous in camp half blood

atlas-zeta:

What have I done. 

atlas-zeta:

What have I done. 

ladylionheartinthelibrary:

Friendly reminder that in the first two books of the HoO Series, Percy didn’t remember his own last name but remembered Annabeth

a-sandwich-of-gofuckyourself said: Can you write percy and Annabeth being actors that are cast in the 'first kiss' youtube video??? If you haven't watched it you should!!!!!

flyingcrowbar:

I prefer the other version…

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Annabeth was nervous. It should have been just the normal, run-of-the-mill gig, but when she saw him step from behind the keylight and stop in front of the white backdrop, her stomach did a bit of a flippidy-do.

He was wearing a beanie, and a t-shirt and jeans, as if they had pulled someone from the streets and plopped him down in front of a camera, which made Annabeth feel very overdressed and over-prepared.

It didn’t help that he was totally cute too. This whole thing was going to be a lot harder than she had planned. Doing something like this, especially with a stranger, was not really what she expected to put on her calling card.

“Don’t plan, don’t even think about it, just go in there and do your thing,” the director had said only an hour ago. That wasn’t really her style.

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